What happened was.
Fridays, my favourite day as I work during the week and look forward to getting up later than normal and going shopping. Really?
My wife and I go shopping as she does not drive and being 104 years old it is highly unlikely that she will learn anytime soon. The vision problem also exacerbates the problem as she is a cyclops.
The good news is that we do see eye to eye quite frequently and, living in the wilderness her hearing has compensated so she can hear a squirrel from 5 miles away but, unfortunately not my frequent requests (Twice Daily) for a cup of coffee as I single handedly deforest Northern France in my search to find her a decent broom that can also double as transportation so I do not have to go to the shops.